The Creation Museum in Petersburg, Kentucky - I've written about it extensively elsewhere, but here's a video and some pictures that I took when I visited there recently. I'd highly recommend a visit if you're in town.
The Creation Museum features many fine dinosaur-themed attractions...
...but guard dogs are needed to keep the evil secularists and Darwinists at bay
The chameleon is a remarkable creature that just happens to appear as if it evolved to fit its environment
The Christian interprets fossils to support his foundational belief that God created them... but not in a circular way
If not for the Flood, how else to explain all this Flood-formed coal? Answer that, Science!
Disbelieving Creationism leaves you depressed, in pain, and monochromatic
This should be ironic, but many other metaphors were taken literally at the museum, so I don't think it really matters
In the horrific future of nonbelief, church will be used as naptime; also, nobody cares about repairing windows
It was hopeful to see a display in Kentucky showing brown people in a relatively positive light
The carefree days of immodesty were made more tolerable by strategically placed hair and flowers
One would think that Eve would have known not to have trusted such an obviously Satanic-looking creature, with red scales, evil eyes, and "horns" to boot
Although one must also suppose that it might not have been a good idea placing such dangerous fruit close by two naïve, childlike people
Fortunately, a Turkish Jew with a messianic vision came along 4000 years later and made sense of the whole thing
And a German monk 1500 years later said that believing this explanation was more important than anything else
But an American lawyer and statesman almost 400 years later showed that taking this literally was very, very silly
Still, if there's anything that we can take away from the experience, it's that dinosaurs are freaking sweet!
